Tough crowd tonight

Dear God, thank you for the nice day. Why do we have blood? Is it… is it… to keep us alive? Or to keep our temperature? Oh, I have a joke for you, God. Knock knock. [pause] okay… Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood keeping you ALIVE! Hahahaha!

[older sister interrupts: “That wasn’t funny at ALL.”]

Okay okay. I have another one then. What do you call an orange that’s… that’s smushed on the floor? A LOG! Hahaha!

[“That was even worse. Stop telling God jokes that aren’t funny.”]

Aw. Okay. In Jesus’ name, amen.

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