(The Darndest Team is grinning even more than usual about this entry – our first submission from one of our readers! Keep ’em comin’!)
God, thank you for keeping us safe and for keeping everyone safe. Thank you for forgiving our sins and forgiving everyone in the whole world. Thank you for everything you made, except scooters.
Amen.
Kids Pray The Darndest Things 
Things like this prove the adage that truth is stranger than fiction. If you were making up a kid’s prayer you’d write, “except broccoli” — chuckle, chuckle. But scooters — none of us expected him (or her) to say that. So we’re constantly being kept on edge by the amazing true-life material in this blog.