Me: Okay, Buddy, it’s time to say your goodnight prayers.

Oliver: Mom, do you know about knee-paddles?

Me: Umm… what?

Oliver: Knee-paddles. You put them on so you don’t get hurt.

Me: Oh, you mean knee pads. Yes, I know about them. Let’s pray.

Oliver: You put them on your knees.

Me: Yes, I understand. Let’s just pray.

Oliver: Right on your knee-bumps. [taps knees for emphasis]

Me: All right. PLEASE PRAY.

Oliver: Okay. Dear God, do you know about knee-paddles?